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constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

cypressvibe:

😂😂😂

cypressvibe:

😂😂😂

senpaimami:

*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*

i know you think you’re gonna try to  f i x  me, but maybe i don’t  wanna be fixed.”

tigersmedia:

HALFTIME: Memphis leads Middle Tennessee 19-7 #GoTigersGo #MTSUvsMEM #beatMTSU

tigersmedia:

HALFTIME: Memphis leads Middle Tennessee 19-7 #GoTigersGo #MTSUvsMEM #beatMTSU

whippedcloudsofcream:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

What’s really sad here, is that the only unrealistic thing about this, is that the Stormtrooper hit his mark.